75 Who's Most Likely To Questions (Family Edition)

“Who’s most likely to…” is the fastest way to find out what your family really thinks of each other. No board, no setup, no batteries — just a question, a count of three, and everyone pointing at the same person while that person yells “WHAT?!”

We’ve playtested a lot of these questions around a lot of tables, and here’s what we’ve learned: the best ones are specific, a little accusatory, and completely safe to answer in front of Grandma. Nobody should leave the table actually hurt. Everybody should leave the table mildly exposed.

Here are 75 of them, sorted by flavor. All 75 are free to steal for your next family night.

How to play

The classic way: one person reads the question out loud. On the count of three, everyone points at the person they think best fits. Most fingers wins (or loses, depending on how you look at it). If you want to keep score, give a point to whoever gets the most votes — the drama takes care of itself.

House rule worth adopting: you can’t point at yourself. Self-awareness is admirable, but it kills the fun.

Everyday chaos

Who’s most likely to lose their keys while holding them?
Who’s most likely to say “I’m on my way” from their bed?
Who’s most likely to fall asleep during the movie they picked?
Who’s most likely to trip over absolutely nothing?
Who’s most likely to forget why they walked into a room?
Who’s most likely to hit snooze five times?
Who’s most likely to start a chore and abandon it halfway?
Who’s most likely to lose at a board game and demand a rematch?
Who’s most likely to leave one bite of food so they don’t have to wash the dish?
Who’s most likely to talk to the pets like they’re people?
Who’s most likely to schedule a nap like it’s a meeting?
Who’s most likely to burn something while following the recipe exactly?
Who’s most likely to say “one more episode” four times?
Who’s most likely to have 47 browser tabs open right now?
Who’s most likely to blame the dog for something they did?

Food crimes

Who’s most likely to eat the last slice without asking?
Who’s most likely to claim they “just want a bite” and eat half?
Who’s most likely to hide snacks from everyone else?
Who’s most likely to double-dip and deny it?
Who’s most likely to order the same thing at every restaurant?
Who’s most likely to say they’re not hungry, then eat your fries?
Who’s most likely to drink from the carton?
Who’s most likely to put ketchup on something that should never have ketchup?
Who’s most likely to eat dessert before dinner if unsupervised?
Who’s most likely to guard their plate like a raccoon?

Phones & the group chat

Who’s most likely to leave the group chat on read for three days?
Who’s most likely to send a voice message no one asked for?
Who’s most likely to reply to the wrong text thread?
Who’s most likely to take 200 photos and share none of them?
Who’s most likely to call instead of texting back?
Who’s most likely to have their phone at 2% right now?
Who’s most likely to send the same meme twice in one week?
Who’s most likely to type “lol” with a completely straight face?
Who’s most likely to accidentally like a photo from 2014?
Who’s most likely to leave 9,000 unread emails and feel nothing?

Travel disasters

Who’s most likely to pack an hour before the flight?
Who’s most likely to say “we don’t need directions”?
Who’s most likely to get lost in a parking lot?
Who’s most likely to overpack by an entire suitcase?
Who’s most likely to fall asleep before the car leaves the driveway?
Who’s most likely to ask “are we there yet” as an adult?
Who’s most likely to befriend a stranger at the airport?
Who’s most likely to forget their charger and borrow yours forever?
Who’s most likely to take the “scenic route” by accident?
Who’s most likely to buy souvenirs nobody needs?

Kids vs. parents

Who’s most likely to win a staring contest?
Who’s most likely to cry during a movie and say they weren’t?
Who’s most likely to sneak extra screen time?
Who’s most likely to negotiate bedtime like a lawyer?
Who’s most likely to know where everything in the house is?
Who’s most likely to say “because I said so”?
Who’s most likely to laugh at their own joke before the punchline?
Who’s most likely to win a dance-off?
Who’s most likely to build something amazing and step on it later?
Who’s most likely to keep score in a game that “isn’t competitive”?

Slightly embarrassing (but survivable)

Who’s most likely to sing the wrong lyrics with total confidence?
Who’s most likely to wave at someone who wasn’t waving at them?
Who’s most likely to laugh at the worst possible moment?
Who’s most likely to tell a story everyone has heard five times?
Who’s most likely to snort while laughing?
Who’s most likely to talk during the movie?
Who’s most likely to get caught checking their reflection?
Who’s most likely to lose a game of charades to a 6-year-old?
Who’s most likely to say “I knew that” when they did not know that?
Who’s most likely to trip going up the stairs?

Wholesome (to end on a hug)

Who’s most likely to remember everyone’s birthday?
Who’s most likely to give the best hugs?
Who’s most likely to make everyone laugh when they need it?
Who’s most likely to help without being asked?
Who’s most likely to turn a bad day around?
Who’s most likely to save the last slice for someone else?
Who’s most likely to become famous for being kind?
Who’s most likely to keep every drawing the kids ever made?
Who’s most likely to plan the next family night?
Who’s most likely to say “one more game” — and mean it?

Want the cards to do the pointing for you?

A couple of our favorites from THE FAMILY ROAST™ itself — these are real Roast cards from the game: “Who’s most likely to accidentally text the family group chat?” and “Who’s most likely to get caught sneaking food at midnight?” In the game, everyone points on the count of three and the most-voted player earns a Brownie Point. First to 6 wins.

You can try the whole thing tonight for free: grab the free print-and-play cards — no email required, print and deal. And if you want to know which family member you actually are before someone tells you, take the game-night family member quiz. For more question ammunition, we also put together 50 would-you-rather questions for kids and families.