Welcome to the Roast

Every family has them. The one who tells the same story at every holiday. The one who insists they’re “not competitive” while keeping a running scoreboard in their head. The one who started it — whatever it was.

The Family Roast is a card game built around exactly those people. The people who know you best, love you most, and absolutely cannot wait to call you out for it. It’s all love… mostly.

What you’ll find here

This blog is where we’ll share the stuff that doesn’t fit on a card:

• Game night ideas — ways to mix up the rules, raise the stakes, and keep Grandma in the running.
• Behind the box — how the game came together, the cards that didn’t make the cut, and why.
• Family-friendly fun — prompts, party tips, and small ways to get everyone laughing at the table instead of scrolling at it.

The one rule that matters

First to 6 Brownie Points wins. Everything else — the impressions, the guesses, the “wait, you remember that?” moments — is just how you get there.

Pull up a chair. The roast is just getting started.